The Pop-Tarts Shrine

Today's blessed relic · 18 October

Pop-Tart Dog Toys

For four-legged pilgrims. Squeaky plush pastries your dog is actually allowed to chew.

Chapter the first

The Pop-Tarts Reliquary

The heart of the shrine: 30 Pop-Tarts relics, from everyday vestments to votive candles and full pastry costumes. Each one opens a fresh Amazon.co.uk search, so you always see what's in stock today.

The High Altar · 3
The Vestry · 8
The Hearth · 8
The Treasury · 11

The High Altar

Relic No. 01

Pop-Tarts Hoodies & Sweatshirts

The ceremonial robes. Frosted-logo hoodies and crew sweatshirts for chilly mornings and toaster-side vigils.

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Relic No. 02

Pop-Tarts T-Shirts

The everyday vestments. Retro box art, flavour logos and toaster-pastry graphics. Choose your flavour, declare your faith.

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Relic No. 03

Pop-Tarts Plush & Cuddly Pals

Soft, squashable pastry companions with faces. For hugging, gifting and emotional support while the toaster does its thing.

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The Vestry

Wearable relics: robes, footwear and headwear for the faithful.

Relic No. 04

Pop-Tarts Socks

Sacred footwear. Crew and trainer socks covered in sprinkles, frosting and flavour logos.

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Relic No. 05

Pop-Tarts Pyjamas & Loungewear

For devotions conducted horizontally. Pyjama sets, lounge pants and bedtime frosting.

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Relic No. 06

Pop-Tart Slippers

Soft soles for the midnight pilgrimage to the toaster. Cosy and novelty pastry slippers.

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Relic No. 07

Pop-Tarts Kids' Clothing

Junior vestments for young devotees. Tees, hoodies and pyjamas in children's sizes.

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Relic No. 08

Pop-Tarts Christmas Jumpers

Festive knitwear for the twelve days of frosting. Pairs well with a seasonal flavour.

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Relic No. 09

Pop-Tarts Caps & Beanies

Headwear for the faithful. Baseball caps, snapbacks and beanies with a frosted touch.

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Relic No. 10

Pop-Tart Costumes

Become the pastry. Wearable Pop-Tart costumes for Halloween, fancy dress and especially committed pilgrimages.

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Relic No. 11

Pop-Tart Earrings & Jewellery

Frosted rectangles for the ears. Novelty earrings, necklaces and charms for the devout and the dramatic.

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The Hearth

Relics for the home: holy vessels, soft furnishings and sacred decor.

Relic No. 12

Pop-Tarts Mugs

Holy vessels for the morning brew. Pop-Tarts mugs and cups for the breakfast table.

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Relic No. 13

Pop-Tarts Water Bottles & Tumblers

Hydration for the long pilgrimage. Bottles and tumblers wrapped in sprinkles.

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Relic No. 14

Pop-Tarts Lunch Boxes

The portable tabernacle. Lunch boxes and bags for school, work and road trips.

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Relic No. 15

Pop-Tart Cushions & Pillows

Rest your head on a giant frosted pastry. Novelty cushions and pillows for the sofa shrine.

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Relic No. 16

Pop-Tart Blankets & Throws

Wrap yourself in frosting. Fleece throws and novelty pastry blankets for sofa-bound worship.

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Relic No. 17

Pop-Tart Votive Candles

Light one for the pastry. Scented candles and pastry-shaped wax for the home altar.

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Relic No. 18

Pop-Tarts Posters & Wall Art

Sacred iconography for your walls. Prints, posters and canvases of frosted glory.

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Relic No. 19

Pop-Tart Fridge Magnets

Tiny shrines for the kitchen door, keeping watch over the breakfast supplies.

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The Treasury

Toys, trinkets and small treasures to carry, give or squeeze.

Relic No. 20

Pop-Tart Squishies & Fidget Toys

Slow-rising pastry squishies and fidget toys. Squeeze, release, repeat. It counts as meditation.

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Relic No. 21

Pop-Tart Dog Toys

For four-legged pilgrims. Squeaky plush pastries your dog is actually allowed to chew.

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Relic No. 22

Pop-Tart Bath Bombs & Soaps

Pastry-shaped bath bombs and soaps. Fizzing, frosted and absolutely not for eating.

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Relic No. 23

Pop-Tart Phone Cases

Carry a pastry in your pocket at all times. Sprinkle-covered and frosted designs for most phones.

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Relic No. 24

Pop-Tarts Stickers & Decals

Small icons for laptops, bottles and lunchboxes. Spread the word one sprinkle at a time.

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Relic No. 25

Pop-Tart Keyrings & Pins

Pocket-sized relics. Keyrings, enamel pins and badges to carry the faith wherever you go.

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Relic No. 26

Pop-Tarts Bags & Backpacks

Tote bags, backpacks and pencil cases for carrying the faith (and your actual lunch).

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Relic No. 27

Pop-Tart Purses & Wallets

Coin purses and wallets for your offerings. Keep your change somewhere suitably frosted.

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Relic No. 28

Pop-Tarts Notebooks & Stationery

Scripture-ready notebooks, journals and pens for recording your devotions.

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Relic No. 29

Pop-Tart Greeting Cards

Birthday cards and pastry puns for fellow believers. Frosted greetings for any occasion.

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Relic No. 30

Every Other Pop-Tarts Relic

The great archive. Browse all the Pop-Tarts merchandise Amazon.co.uk has to offer. New arrivals turn up often.

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Chapter the second

The Wider Kellogg's Pantheon

Pop-Tarts has a big family. Pay your respects to the cartoon mascots, retro box art and breakfast-table idols of the Kellogg's universe, all of it non-food.

Idol No. 01